Wednesday, March 26, 2008

Herb Sendek Has Never Been All That Fond of Swamp Dwellers



My minions! NOOOOOOOOO!!!

You call that perimeter defense, you cantankerous churls?!? For the love of all things good, Walter Hodge was the 14th best player on the National Championship teams. He's the Pink Badge of Courage! The Ninetieth of the Mohicans! Long Dong Silver! Mobeeee Shmmmmuck! He's irrelevant and you made him relevant. Oh, of all the nerve to humiliate me in front of our most loyal patrons...

James Harden: But coach, we were just playing our b--

SILENCE! If I wanted to see that kind of play from my underlings, I would have stayed in the God-forsaken pine scruff of the East to be eaten alive!

Well, I shall not stand for this. TAXI!

3 comments:

Marco said...

STF, your leading source of Herb Sendek related humor

Digital Headbutt said...

Herb Sendek is a lot more fun if you think of him as Hedley Lamarr.

Matt said...

If Herb Sendek is Hedley Lamarr, who is Mongo? Can you write him into the next one?

Blazing Saddles references are always a good idea.