Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Brandan Wright All-Stars: ACC

Brandan Wright was a great player in his short time at Carolina. As half of one of the best 1-2 frontcourt punches in the nation, he led the ACC in field goal percentage, and was a big lift to a 12-deep UNC team which, when mentally in the game, could not be stopped.

However, Brandan had a weakness. Oh, did he have a weakness. His free throw shooting was terrible. The shooting motion was almost painful to watch, and Heels fans could hear the clang of the ball bouncing off the rim from the moment Wright drew a foul. It was especially painful when compared to Tyler Hansbrough, about an 80% free throw shooter. As great and talented a player as Brandan was, the one aspect of his Carolina career which I will always remember is OH MY GOD HE'S SHOOTING FREE THROWS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!

So this is dedicated to the players who only shoot the ball smooth as silk when there's a hand in their face. The great shooters of each conference who can't hit a free throw to save their souls. These...are the Brandan Wright All-Stars of the ACC.

Center: Ryan Pettinella, Virginia. The 6-9 senior transfer from Penn has rapidly regressed in his free throw abilities during his college career. As a freshman, he shot 63.1 percent from the free throw line. Since then, the percentage has come down to 42%, to 24%, to an unbelievable 10% this season.

Read that again. Ten percent from the free throw line. Dave Leitao would get a better free throw percentage from a parapalegic with Tourettes in the student section. All of this despite shooting nearly 54% from the field.

Forward: Gani Lawal, Georgia Tech.
The local freshman phenom from College Park is second in the ACC in field goal percentage (66.1), but is only 20 of 38 from the charity stripe, less than 53 percent.

Forward: Dwayne Collins, Miami(FL).
The Hurricanes' sixth man has been a valuable part of their 13-1 start, shooting 59.1% off the bench. However, with a 46.3 shooting percentage from the stripe. expect to see him on the bench in the final minutes.

Guard: Rakim Sanders, Boston College. The Eagles' shooting guard, designated sharpshooter, and second leading scorer (behind the indispensable Tyrese Rice) is a paltry 36.4 percent from the line this season.

Guard
: Cliff Hammonds, Clemson. You know I had to put a Clemson player on this list. While he was not involved in the Tiger's charity stripe breakdown against North Carolina, his free throw percentage is perhaps the worst among ACC starters (35%), despite being one of the conference's best 3-point shooters, 46.3% from beyond the arc.

So the next time your team is playing from behind late in a game, these are the players you need to foul.

(Dis)honorable mention: Brian Zoubek (Duke), Deon Thompson (UNC), Ismael Smith (Wake), The entire Clemson squad, except Terrence Oglesby, in their game against North Carolina.

14 comments:

Neil Joshi said...

You hit the nail on the head by including someone on Clemson. Their free throw shooting was just atrocious and cost them a huge upset against the #1 team in teh country

Digital Headbutt said...

Hammonds had no hand in that "performance", though. Blame Demontez Stitt.

Eric (Extra P.) said...

Ah, Pettinella. He's one of those guys everyone here really hopes will put it all together some day, but it's just not happening. At least he's loved.

Digital Headbutt said...

Extra P., I haven't actually seen Pettinella's shooting motion. Is it really as bad as his free throw percentage would indicate?

Eric (Extra P.) said...

It's a tad awkward.

Jameson said...

If we can get a Big East list I nominate Arinze Onuaku for center. He's shooting somewhere around 45% the last time I checked and I'm pretty sure he leads the team in free throws attempted. Can you say Syracuse will lose a game from the line because A.O.

Rob said...

last I checked Tyrese Rice was BC's PG and Sydney was NC State's coach

Bruce said...

Pettinella makes me long for the days of Kenny Edelin...

Digital Headbutt said...

Rob: Fixed. For some reason, I keep getting his name confused with the former wide receiver at S. Carolina. Don't ask me why, your guess is as good as mine.

Dan said...

hey! what about demarcus nelson

Digital Headbutt said...

The problem with Damarcus is two-fold: his FT percentage is too high (near 63%) and his field goal percentage too low (48%) to garner consideration for the Brandan Wright All-Stars.

Anonymous said...

Pettinella: 1 of 4 vs. Duke, bring up the %. He played a very solid game though. If he had a larger sample size,it would certainly be higher. IN addition, he's the man.

Anonymous said...

pettinella had a free throw actually bank off the glass in the game vs. nc state yesterday. the entire virginia bench had to do all it could not to erupt in laughter. . . indeed, it was hilarious. . .

Digital Headbutt said...

Do you have video? That would be awesome.