I believe that construction of the Jonny Flynn statue started around dawn on Marshall Street. Talk about a way to start a career. Open with 28 point performance, the most for a freshmen at Syracuse, including Melo. Then top that with a game winning three against St. Joe's, which happened to be his first field goal of the game and also happened to be launched from Albany. That, my friends, is how you become a campus folk hero.
Alot of people are comparing Flynn to Carmelo Anthony, which is fine, but I'm taking it a step further. Jonny Flynn is the next.......Tim Tebow.
After the past two games, Flynn is fast on his way to becoming a Tim Tebow-like campus legend at Syracuse. All of the evidence so far appears to show that Flynn posses some of the superhuman mojo that you need. Which means that the Tim Tebow/Chuck Norris facts that have been all over the blogs must apply to Flynn. Some predictions for Flynn in the future.....
- Flynn's core temperature of awesomeness limits Syracuse's snowfall to only 10 inches this winter
- Flynn tries out for the football, where he is immediately named starting quarterback, captain and head coach. He then leads the Orange to wins over Uconn and Cincinnati by a combined 78 points, throwing for seven touchdowns in the process. In blatant disregard of NCAA rules, the Cuse are invited to the Sugar Bowl despite a 4-8 record.
- Flynn is able to travel back in time, bitchslap the hell out of Gary Walters, and retroactively place the Cuse into the 2007 NCAA Tournament.
What else can Jonny do? Let's hear it in the comments....
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Jonny Flynn will join Coach Desko's squad, score 14 goals against Virginia, carry the team to the NCAA Championship, the team will win by 27 goals over Johns Hopkins, and the Jim Brown "Greatest Player Ever" banner will be replaced in the Carrier Dome with a picture of Flynn.
Better than Jim Brown... now there's a man-style declaration.
You wanted bold and daring. I gave it.
Flynn's greatness somehow manages to lower the tuition at Syracuse
Johnny Flynn will be so great, Syracuse will change every sporting team's name to the Fightin' Flynns. The change will increase their ability to recruit the multitudes of players they would have missed out on because said players would be too embarrassed to tell their friends, "I'm going to be an Orange."
The legendary bar "44's" will become "Johnny Flynn's", but instead of serving alcohol, they will serve Love Potion #9 and in the middle of the bar will be the actual Fountain of Youth.
Flynn eats lightning, craps thunder and defeats Stallone in Rocky 7 - turning the pro rocky crowd to a pro flynn crowd in the process.
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